March 2012
February 2012
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scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
mormonhub:
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have to wait until june 1st to apply for student loans.
* rolls around on the floor until then.
manchesterorgasm:
if a girl fucks ten guys in a year, she’s a slut. if a guy does it, he’s gay, definitely gay.
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There are two types of people in the world: those who can’t help but laugh along with the SNL cast members as they continually break character and those who are cynics and refuse to have fun and think sloths aren’t adorable.
This sketch was a complete mess, yes. BUT it was also the funnest sketch I’ve seen on SNL in a long while. And I am completely head over heels in love with it.
Watchsmoothoutthesea:
Hahaha! There is no one in this world as funny as this woman.
ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
Matt: If I was looking for a roommate, how would you describe me.
Jess: A Roger Bart in the making.
Me: hello is anyone there
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Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao
